Where do the lasers come out of metal planets?

Please dont post stuff like this. Im getting too old for this.

My jaw cant handle all this laughing, now i think its stuck in the open position

Ah well.. I suppose.

You have a job and you're not obese, nor skinny as heck... So you're smart enough.

Grammar Nazi:

The lasers don't come out a metal planet.

They might eventually, but then the question is "where will they?".

More like "Wants the Grammar to be always right Person".
Nazi is not a synonym for someone, who wants everything to be right. Not. At all.
The internet really should forget this term. Grammar police might be okay, but meh.

@Metal planets:
Maybe a new section, made for the death laser?

It's a reference to extremism.

Derp.

How did it sound like facism is a good thing? No, I was suggesting that people that always enforce grammar like pests, are like how facists enforce all their government policies. The furthest from my mind was anything positive, or anything jewish for that matter. Facist Germany pretty much enforced every policy at gunpoint. They needed military supplies, they walked into a store with a gun and took whatever they needed.

What are you talking about? I'm just saying that the reason the term is Grammar Nazi is because it parallels the extreme enforcement of the Nazi Party's ideologies. However instead of ruthlessly slaughtering people they ruthlessly proofread other people and point out their mistakes.

the butt... the lazers come out the butt of the planet.

Random metal planet thought: They'll open up so many new gameplay opportunities, such as destroying halley'ed moons, or invading it to stop your planet being destroyed, or having a 3 planet system with two moons orbiting a metal planet, struggling for control over it to vaporise your enemies' base...
#gethyped

I for one could careless about Ladders for right now, I care more for the offline feature that won't be present in 1.0. Besides, who knows, Uber might be scared of ladders. I would love to see a death star metal planet or even small asteroid belts that could crash into one another. I am damn excited for this week's update.

When I started playing in beta, the metal planets had gaping holes at the poles. A few months ago they changed that and the holes were covered, but in a way that reaaaaaaly looks like the covers can open like giant blast doors.

My theory is that's where.

SHOOP DA WHOOP IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER OOOOOOH OHHH OHOOO!

both are needlessly hurtful, but i suppose the grammar police are worse